Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Good Morning, Dubai!-4

Jamalludin abruptly stopped his cab on the kerb 100 metres after he took me on outside Tusit Thani, the Thai specialty five-star hotel, on Sheikh Zayed Road on Tuesday night. What happened? He downed my side window and began asking directions to Jumeira from a fellow-cabbie. He got his response in English and flashed an apologetic smile. Immediately, I knew I am being taken for a ‘ride’ because the lean and emaciated looking Pakistani cabbie is new to Dubai and has no clue to the locations except Zayed Road! After a few minutes, he stopped near another cab near DIFC and got out. From his gestures, I could make out that he met his soul mate. I downed windows to hear his convesations. The two cabbies were speaking in an unrecognizable language – which I later understood to be Pashtu. My cabbie is from Peshawar.

After his return, he exhibited much more confident. The mid-30s Pakistani cabbie began to open up once he realized that I am from India and can speak Hindi. “Am here for the past 10 months and find interesting. Earlier I was in Abu Dhabi,” he says. Roughly 30,000 Dirhams he has spent over 9 car license tests! He almost went broke. Thirty five per cent of his total monthly revenue is his salary and assures me that he somehow makes it every month. He gives me his mobile number and refuses to accept money from me, because I am his half-brother from India! I thrust the fare into his shirt pocket and hug him. Indo-Pak bhai, bhai!

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Global meltdown impact on Dubai is seen on the front pages of Gulf News. The lead story on Tuesday edition talks about the government amending certain laws to permit job losing expats to remain in Dubai on their visas for 30 days after the last day at work. This is basically to give time for them to find alternate jobs. There is also a clamour to give some concessions to their new employers in terms of reducing the processing fee etc. The National from Abu Dhabi, in its editorial, says 30 days is too short and canvasses for a longer gestation period. These people have spent a lot of time in this part of the world and have absorbed the local culture and got attuned. Recession is a temporary phenomenon and when the economy revives, UAE may need fresh workforce. It is better to give those who have had an exposure to Dubai a better deal than hiring a fresh lot. Assimilation takes a helluva lot of time. Am sure, many would appreciate such a gesture.

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“I am lucky,” says Abdul as we drive down the Zayed Road for a meeting with someone. Why? “So far, I have made three return trips from Media City to Dubai. This is my fourth one and I don’t have to pay ‘salik’ (toll)!” he explains. Everytime he passes the main thoroughfare, 4 dirhams from his smart card is deducted through the scanner installed on the road by reading the sticker stuck on his front glass panel. Abdul says four dirhams is too much. “They provide better roads and take money from you for that!,” he utters. Any trip after donating 24 dirhams on any single day is free! That should explain Abdul’s happiness.

The economic impact is visible as many drivers try to avoid cruising through toll roads by taking free roads which naturally get choked up. On the one hand, their pay check has got a hit and over and above that, they have to shell out for using public utilities heftily, says Abdul. “The gap between any two cars at times is more than 200 metres!” he says gleefully. Once upon a time – hardly 6-8 months ago, it was a bumper to bumper drive. In a way, he is happy that he is able to drive at 100 km/hour speed at some sections of Zayed Road. Unimaginable until recently.
Insha Allah!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Good Morning, Dubai! -3

You’ve no reason to know Mona. No, am not talking about the late Hindi film villain Ajit’s sexy sidekick. But a recent female acquaintance who spruced up my life, in a way! Before you jump to conclusions and bite into my better half’s ears that there is another woman in my life – a newly acquired one, hang on. Mona is a Filipino housemaid. Two days into my new abode in Dubai, it was in a mess. Sajji, the Keralite car showroom clerk – the original lessee of my residence-in-Dubai and who had packed off his family as his income tumbled over the past six months – had given away the self-contained home as-is-where condition. You can imagine a house that had no ‘feminine’ touch.

In walks Mona, not-more-than four feet something, lean and hungry with a wad of currencies thrust into her palms by Abdul, my benevolent friend-cum-prospective employer, to ‘clean up the mess and make Ramesh’s life tolerable’ as he put it. ‘Surprise Ramesh when he returns home this evening,” is the parting message from Abdul to Mona as we hop into his Toyota Corrolla on Tuesday morning. Mona did not let me down when I enter with Abdul in tow at 11 in the night. Bingo, All belongings of Sajji have been nicely packaged and kept in the small forecourt after entering the house. Bed made up, kitchen and washroom cleaned up, all knick-knack strewn around the living-cum-bedroom are inconspicuous. And, above all, the home has been ‘sanitised’. I had no clue what Mona had done when she had met me around 5 p.m. in the office to hand over my flat key. Her tale is a sad one, which I will share sometime later. Thanks, Mona. I know one more Mona in Delhi, who is currently in Singapore pursuing her Masters in Business Administration, whose tale is equally poignant. Both Monas are cute pretty young things (PYTs), you know what I mean!

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Believe me when I say there is an E 240 BMW and a Land Cruiser parked in front of my door! Of course, I don’t own them. Nor do I know its owners. But they are there. When I step up for morning walk, I gently run my palms over the BMW bonnet like petting my Zack! Will I own a car in Dubai? Did I own one in Muscat? Nope. Did I have one in Delhi. Yes. What’s the big deal, I ask myself. Stupid, first settle down. Then think about car etc, I hear a voice within me reprimanding.

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By the way, April 27th was my 28th marriage anniversary. Wife greets me through SMS and then over phone. She breaks down. I too. Like Amitabh-Hemamalini in that tear-jerker – forgotten the name of the Hindi flick – we sob. Who says men don’t cry? I certainly do. It is therapeutic. Daughter and her pals send SMS greetings. Thanks, kids! For more than 4 years, I had never been at home for wedding anniversaries. Work always kept me away from home. Quietly I sing, “We shall overcome” between intermittent sobs and dilated eyes. Very senti stuff.

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Around 6.30 p.m., we pack up and drive for early dinner becoz neither of us had lunch. ‘How about Lebanese?’ asks Abdul. Why not? We sit out in the open air restaurant with a gentle breeze in play. It is sparsely crowded. For starters, I order ‘falafal’, rock salad, hommus etc. When the piping hot falafal is served, it appears like south Indian medu vada, but crispy with sesame seeds prominent on the surface. Falafal reminds me of my Egyptian colleague, Zoher Al Araby, in Muscat. Abdul explains the difference between Egyptian and Lebanese style of falafal preparation. Tie-wearing and English speaking Lebanese stewards mill around pampering us with food. A potato preparation with soft, spongy and hot Lebanese roti, I take as main course. Top it with kiwi juice. My wife will kill me for drinking anything sweet! Why there is no cure for diabetes, I wonder.

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We take a stroll and enter a bar for a bit of boozing. In one 4-star, our entry is disallowed because we are told men in ‘kanduras’ – white Arabic full-body covering tunic – are not permitted to drink. Abdul, an Emirati, is unconcerned. We move into another joint where he is a regular and we were more than welcomed. With Kolkata Knight Riders vs Bombay Indians IPL match in progress, we swig beer and snacks remain untouched till we leave. Abdul catches up with a Tunisian girl-steward and he recites a patriot couplet to her in Arabic. She is totally mesmerized and begins to recite the same along with him. I can see the linguistic bonding there! She reminds me of my friend, Dr Mezzazine, Dean of Economics and Business at University of Nizwa, who is again from Tunisia. Both speak fluent French. Neither I, nor Abdul.

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Abdul’s friend brings his car back and we leave for home. It’s almost 11 p.m. when I return. In the process of sprucing up my new abode, I notice that Mona had disposed off the pictures of elephant-faced Ganesh, Sai Baba and Goddess of Wealth Lakshmi that I had pasted on the open shelf! All three deserted me in one go! What’s in store for me, I wonder. Once again, I pick up Robert Frost’s poetry collection. Unable to concentrate. But his famous “Miles to go before I sleep” poem that I had read in Class 11 (1972) reverberates at the back of my mind. I switch off lights to begin my noctural journey into the unknown. Insha Allah!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Good Morning, Dubai!-2

The first trip on Sunday was to Dubai World Trade Centre. Massive set up. Abdul parks his Toyota in the multi level parking lot – 6th or 7th floor! Really an uphill task! He has come to meet up with a government dignitary, who would be inaugurating an expo in the WTC. We get Media accreditation meanwhile and drink free coffee in the Registration arena. There are more than dozen exhibition halls on the ground level and out of which only two are hosting something or other. So, the huge set up presents an empty look! You’ve guessed it right: empty is the theme. The dignitary arrives on dot, cuts ribbon and we join the small crowd whom video/still cameramen shoot with and without flash. Will we appear in the next day’s paper, don’t know. Friend shakes hand and exchange Arab style greetings. We go along for a short distance and quietly withdraw to move elsewhere. At the other venue in the same premises, another senior government is scheduled to have opened another expo at 10.30 a.m. But the wrist watch shows 11.15 a.m. and no sign of him/her. But there are visitors and participants inside the hall. An eager organization crowd awaits the arrival of the dignitary. We move into the coffee shop to drink our cuppa. Losing patience, we scoot out.

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Our next halt is another majestic hotel where over lemon slice-dipped diet coke and Turkish coffee (for my colleague-cum-friend), we continue our ‘dubai-gone-to-dhobi’ kind of talk. Greed is the single factor that emerges as the main reason for Dubai going overboard and snuffing out enthusiasm and driving away hordes of expats out to save their respective skins. After an hour, we move to the 26th floor restaurant for buffet lunch. Yes, it is empty except for the three of us. It was the same place, my friend tells me, where you have to wait for a minimum of an hour in the atrium to get a seat! The Thai staff greet us and allow us to pick our choice of seat. We are literally confused because every seat appears comfy and vacant as well. Who choice is a good thing? Lunch over, scoot out to Dubai Media City some serious work. Parking is easy which was unimaginable during my last trip to the same spot. Of course, it was two years ago! As I walk through the corridors of DMC, most offices are shut and learn that many have ceased to operate.

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Around 6.30 p.m., we pack up and drive down to Zayed Road and friend suggests a coffee-shisha round on the main thoroughfare. He could not locate his favourite haunt and so we park near Sheraton and walk down. Restaurant after restaurant sports vacant look. Not a single soul inside restaurants. Remember it is 7 p.m. on a weekday! And that too in the main business district. I wonder what friend Matein Khalid might be doing at this hour in his office. Today being Sunday, world market would have been closed though for Dubai it is the first working weekday. Again the choice plays tricks. We were unable to decide where to shisha-n-sip. Barring us (two), there is a sole Emirati in the corner smoking his special stuff. Service is quick and fast. Over a strawberry laced mocktail, I look across to watch the moving traffic. Not that roads are empty. But the number of whizzing vehicles is on the lower side. Of course, you simply cannot jump across the divider and cross the road. No way. Single and double-decker buses are half-filled. I notice a few passengers waiting at the aesthetically structured bus shelters. Reminded of IPL dugouts. Except the frontal glass door and possibly airconditioned, given local climatic conditions.

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I would have easily walked 5 kilometres up and down at World Trade Centre and near Zayed Road unknowingly. Not including my routine morning walks. Construction workers are nowhere in sight. Buildings that are nearing completion have slowed down because nobody is sure whether they will be able to let them out or sell. Why hurry? Friend suggests that property owners should come to the rescue to restaurateurs and help them by reducing rents or helping them in some way or other. Kind hearted soul!

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I am dropped home. No TV. Don’t feel like eating. Feel like calling home, but give it up. Let me SMS tomorrow morning to greet my wife: it will be our 28th wedding day. I write the message for her and store it for delivery on Monday morning. During the day, by mistake, I had pressed ‘web’ on my mobile and it has eaten away 5 dirham unnecessarily. Every dirham counts, buddy in crises. I pick up Robert Frost’s collection of verses to engage my mind. No way. I give it up. Switch off lights and get in the warm clutches of Madame Sleep! Good night! Insha Allah!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Good Morning, Dubai! - 1

You may not believe it, but it did happen. As passengers to Dubai were getting ready to queue up through Gate No. 9 for Jazeera J9 423 around 4 p.m. on Saturday (April 25), suddenly the security personnel manning the security check counters fell flat on their tummies with their guns drawn and aiming at something. No shouts. No alarms. Nothing. Passengers strolling stood in amazement wondering what’s happening. Out of curiosity, many moved towards the scene of action. No shots were fired. Nor any suspicious movements noticed. “Film shooting,” said someone. “See there, dad,” shouted a kid with a lot of merriment written all over. This drama went on for close to 10 minutes. Suddenly a few security personnel came rushing and asked all passengers near Gate No. 9 to clear off the area and hustled all of them to Gate 1 on the ground floor. “This is no joke. Security drill is on. Move, move,” one lady security officer kept shouting. Interestingly, a Jazeera employee quietly dissuading passengers not to move to ground floor. Ultimately, we did go down for a short while.

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I never knew Jazeera is a low cost airline. The friend who booked my ticket to Dubai did not inform me. I was hungry and kept waiting for something to be served after the flight took off on time. Suddenly, I noticed that many passengers were taking out their tiffin carriers and began eating rotis, parotas, samosa, kurkures, fruit juices in plastic bottles and cans. There was no sign of any cabin crew. That’s when I realized that you have to pay to eat something on board! “Whiskey?” I heard one passenger asking the stewardess at the rear. I picked up a bottle of water, coffee and a blackberry muffin after parting with Omani Rial.

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Half the flight was empty. One of the cabin crew member was deep asleep for most of the three hour plus journey from Delhi to Dubai! Of course, the crew was very efficient. Nothing to serve. They kept to themselves. Very few passengers pressed the buzzer demanding anything. Cool, cool airlines!

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It was a long walk on horizontally moving escalators from the aircraft to the exit gate – almost a kilometer! I was visiting almost after two years. The airport was almost empty! Yes, empty! The usual hustle and bustle was missing. Now they have introduced eye-scan security for incoming visitors. The number of passport control counters (immigration) was too many to count! In less than 5 minutes I passed through the immigration. Of course, there were few flights and few passengers at 6.45 p.m. (local time). The immigration counter clerk was very polite and asked whether he can help me with hotel booking! However, the wait at the baggage claim conveyor belt zone was long. Dubai airport is amazing. But I love it with teeming crowd. Not deserted one.
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My friend was at the exit gate and we drove away quickly. Roads were almost empty. I was told that many expats have left due to the recessionary impact. So the traffic was very smooth. We parked at a petrol filling station to buy Etisalat prepaid card which again was sparsely crowded. Samantha, the Filipino sales counter who sold the prepaid card, kept insisting my friend to bring more visitors like me to her shop, because ‘business is dull’.

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Our next halt was at Lido – roadside coffee-cum-shisha joint. Yes, it was again sparsely crowded. According to my friend, it would have been next to impossible to get a seat either inside or outside a few months ago. Customers were watching a live football match on a giant tv screen inside while others are surfing on the internet. We sip mint-n-lime juice and share shisha and exchange notes on the impact of global meltdown.

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“Rents have crashed by more than 40 per cent,” tells my friend. During daytime, if you move around, you will see more ‘Tolet’ boards,” he adds. He arranged an one-living room, self-contained kitchen, bathroom outhouse near Zayed Road. The world’s tallest building under construction is hardly a kilometer away from my new tenement. The rent is 2700 dirhams for a month. He says it is cheap. I have no idea.

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Wake up at 4 a.m. Rearrange my stuff. Go out for a walk. New country. New area. No Zack in tow. No wife to accompany. Weather is fine. I walk on Al Wasa road and bump into Emarat petrol station. Yes, I get my cuppa. Gulf News, a cellophane wrapped apple. “Have you taken your morning medicine?” demands an SMS from my better half. Read Sunil Vaidya’s Omani inventor story and congratulate him through sms. Light up a Marlborough.

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96 hours ago when I left Muscat back to Delhi, I had no clue I would be back in the Gulf so soon. Man proposes, and God disposes. I simply have no idea what is in store. I am willing to go with the wind. Insha Allah!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Muscat Airport Re-entry


After six long months, today I had the chance to re-enter Muscat International Airport to see off my daughter heading for Delhi/India. Check in was silky: smooth and quick. In less than 10 minutes, she checked in and we were out for a cuppa @ Costa Coffee near the arrival lounge. When will my turn to cross the immigration gates will come? Dunno.

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Picked Up a copy of Bob Dorgin's Curve Ball the real life spy story of what poor sleuthing led to the Gulf War II.

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Why Asha cried?


Rajshekhar Chandola is sad.


Why?


Because Asha is sad and disillusioned.


Why the 3-year sibling of a Malaysian accountant working for Sohar Aluminimum is sad?


Because the promised dolphin did not show up apparently on the Indian Ocean off the Muscat coast.

We – Raj, the walking encycleopaedia from Lucknow; Jasper Daniel, the bearded creative head from ‘Bangalored’ – India’s silicon city; Rajesh Burman, our photographer colleague, and self – were mentally prepared when we set up on a hot summer Friday morning for a ride into the sea in the glass-bottomed boat from Marina Bander near Al Bustan Hotel in Muscat, Oman.

Because, we have been forewarned. Gulf Leisure Boat in charge Rashad Al Wahabi did not mince words as we climbed into the 22-seater top-covered motorboat: ‘There is no guarantee that we will see dolphins. We will try our best to locate spots and take you there, though.” Jas jokingly told the plumpy Omani guide – speaking decent English - to send an SMS to the dolphins. “Why not?” quipped Rashad much to our delight.

The cute little Asha with her elder brother – may be 4 years – accompanied by parents were in the same boat as it moved away from the jetty on the Friday morning under the blazing sun. She kept muttering, ‘dolphin, dolphin’. Bro was equally in fine spirits.

Captain Saif Al Wahabi, bearded and in white shirts and a ‘Gulf Leisure’ emblazoned collarless T-short beautifully took out the water chariot on to the sea, as Rashad began briefing on how to wear the life-jacket in emergencies. I paid a lot of attention as I had rough experience on air and road in the recent past. Water experience was the only missing element. Did it happen? You bet, it did. Wait for details.

The journey was smooth with Rajesh happily clicking from the speeding boat anything that captured his imagination. Both Rajesh and self were on an assignment for a Cover Story on whether Oman is ready and adequately equipped to handle the 2-day weekend being introduced by the private sector.

Half an hour into the 3-hour long ride on calm sea, Rashad shouted: ‘There… There…’. All of us began scanning the inky blue ocean surface for signs of the dolphin. Honestly, I did not see. “Where’s it, Rashad?” I quipped. ‘There….’ I turned around to check out with Raj and Jas. They also did not spot anything. Little Asha and her bro were curiously scouting the horizon. Another assistant, who joined Gulf Leisure just 48 hours ago and speaking Hindi, suddenly tut-tutted: ‘oh, oh.. it just vanished’. Meanwhile, the captain was navigating the boat into a circle formation to spot dolphins again. But in vain. Asha began to cry again.

Raj and Jas were closely watching the children on the lower deck while Rajesh was busy clicking photos on the upper open deck. ‘Did you see it?” I shouted at Rajesh to receive a negative reply.
A few minutes later, Rashad alerted to another sighting of dolphins. We did see some movement of black and white combo. Still unsure whether it was a dolphin or we were mistaking the little wave/tide for the elusive dolphin. The problem was our preconceived notions. Most of us have seen on celluloid the dolphin shows in the United States and Europe where dolphins dance, jump through a ring, kiss the coach and do everything. You see the dolphins in full flight, so to say. We have also seen the visitors in the auditorium going into delirium on the intelligent water creature’s actions.

But that was not to be the case on this Friday morning on the Indian Ocean. Dolphins were not in a mood to show up and perform for us. Or, if they did, it was not in that pre-conceived format. Jas wondered whether Rashad was fooling us. ‘Look, the 3-hour ride is the actual thing. If dolphins come up to show, it is a bonus,” I told them.

Contrary to our fear that we may get muggy due to hot and simmering sun, the ride was pleasant. The speeding boat kept on sprinkling sea water like a mild shower as it raced at a decent speed and the wind was equally cool. Yes, each one of took turns to stand at the astern to get fully drenched.


With Rashad and company knowing our media background and on an assignment they treated us royalty. We felt like we were on a private yacht. Soft drinks and candies were on tap constantly. His frequent alerts of dolphins were taken with a pinch of salt. Asha, meanwhile, had gone into sulking. Forget about dolphins, not even fishes which she had eagerly come to see, obliged her. Parents kept cheering her up by showing the water under the boat through the glass bottom.

Jas was getting excited. He was mentally prepared for the promised snorkeling. Rashad reminded us that we would stop for 45-minutes of snorkeling towards the end. Raj kept shuffling between the two decks with Jas in tow, while I was directing Rajesh to shoot this and shoot that. Actually, there was no need to tell Rajesh. He knows his job. Yet, I needed excellent images and want to utilize the ace cameraman to the maximum. Rajesh was not eager about snorkeling as we left home around 7.30 a.m. ‘There will be a lot of crowd and women …. How can I undress?’ was his concern. But I knew he would.

Rashad quietly showed up behind me and pointed to a boat bobbing on the sea at the distance. “We are going towards that boat. These boats stay put for fishing where they have spotted them. If fishes are there, dolphins are bound to be there.’ Asha’s bespectacled father gave a short synopsis of this good message to her in some indecipherable language while her mother repeated the same in English. ‘You know, she understands English,’ she told me as I queried.


All of us moved to one side of the boat to take a close look at the distant boat and the boat began to tilt onto one side dangeroulsy. Rashid advised us to spread ourselves on both sides so that the boat does not turn turtle!

However, disappointment was in store as there were no dolphins in sight. We moved away. Suddenly, Rashad began shouting: ‘There…. There. See there, two huge tortoises.’ Rajesh shouted back from the upper deck: “Yeah. I got it. They are mating. They are making love on high seas!’ Wow. If not dolphins, at least we had tortoise ‘performing’ for us. In no time, they vanished into deep waters, never to be seen again. Some solace. Some compensation.

Then we spotted a cargo vessel moving close by. It was first time, I saw a moving ship with containers in real life. I requested Rashad to circle the moving ship. Then I realized that it would not be possible because it was moving fast. I have seen several times moving ships from the air from the window seat of Oman Air/Gulf Air and Indian Airlines. They were just toys from above and the only indication that they were in motion was the white foam they were forming and leaving behind as they moved ahead.

‘Get ready for snorkeling,’ said Rashad. We realized that almost 90 minutes had passed since we left the shores. Despite disillusioned with dolphins’ ‘no-show’, we roamed around the waters to witness the Mattrah Fort, the Mirani Fort, caught up with a dozen fishermen anchored for fishing and speeding ones as well. Also glimpsed several motor boats carrying foreign visitors enjoying the May summer on the Oman’s seas.

Jas was the first one to equip himself with the snorkeling kit. The entire crew assisted each one of us personally to get into the gear. Even Rajesh relented and readied. With one condition that he would not be bare-bodied and he would wear his white vest. Of course, life jacket. Asha’s 38-year old father, an adept swimmer, jumped into the water non-chalantly and began stroking.


And Jas, from our side. Raj followed. And then Rajesh. I was the last to climb into the water. It was warm and transparent. We could see the sea bed at 3 metres below. Some rocky formation we could detect. However, we were unable to go down and touch the seabed thanks to the life jacket that kept us afloat on the surface of the water.

I began plying my hands and feet to gain movement. Moved away from the boat and steered towards the other side. I quietly caught up with Jas holding onto a round hole on the boat side. He was feeling uneasy, saying he had swallowed salty sea water in large doses. Empty stomach and the late night party the previous day at a colleague’s home added to his discomfiture. He quietly returned to the boat, ably assisted by the crew, never to return to the water during this trip.

Meanwhile, Raj and Rajesh hung on to the rope thrown at them and enjoying themselves. While Asha with her mother in tow remained on boat, her dad and bro splashed in the water. Bro was enjoying to the hilt and her mother was happily clicking photos to carry home. Soon, I saw Raj climbing back into the boat. Yes, he again swallowed sea water and felt giddy. He also got himself cut and bruised at several places. The crew was trying to apply ice cubes to stop the bleeding.

I had my own bit of trouble. I lost breathe and clung onto the sides of the boat for a while. Assisted by the crew again, I returned to the boat. Once on board, I realized that I had cut myself at several places and was bleeding profusely. Rashad and the Captain came rushing to wash up my wounds and tried to stop bleeding. But to no avail.

Like Raj, I had swum close to the hull of the boat and in the excitement got myself spliced by the rear engine blades. Added to that was the rough exterior of the boat that had bruised me badly. My only worry was that the blood should not alert sharks if there were in the vicinity! Then I will be a dead meat sooner than later. Luckily, the Oman coast is dolphin-friendly and not shark-infested.

I was in deep pain and consoled myself saying that I am unlikely to come for another ride in the near future. What’s happened has happened. Just get going. Again I jumped into the water to join Rajesh who hung onto the rubber tube tied through a rope to the boat. I caught hold of another thick rope and remained in water until the captain reminded that it was time to return.


Having removed the goggles and breathing apparatus, I remained floating on my back basking in the bright sunshine. Rajesh was the last swimmer to emerge out of water! What an irony? The man who said he would not jump into water, spent a lot of time on water and the other guy – Jas – who wanted to snorkel to his heart’s content could not.

Once on board, I noticed the deep cuts and bruises. I was still bleeding. The colour of blood was fascinating. It raced down from belly, thighs and knees like small streams. A month ago, Zack (my one and half year old Lhasa Apso) had expressed its displeasure while being treated for some ailment by leaving its claw marks all over my body. They just vanished now to be replaced by the Oman’s water marks!

The reason for those marks were pretty well known to my wife and daughter: dog-created. Now these deep cuts and bruises happened in Oman. Away from their eyes. Have I been mauled by someone in the course of some physical violence! My conscience is clear. I won’t be surprised if my family were to nurse doubts!

By the time, the clock stuck 12 noon, we were back on the shore. Did we see dolphins? Yes and no. But Asha did not, definitely. She kept on crying. I told her to go home and watch some DVD. Raj was sad, no doubt over Asha’s disappointment.

On the road back home, I SMS-ed family and friends:

‘WENT TO SE(A) DOLPHIN AT PLAY. INSTEAD GLIMPSED PASSIONATE LOVE MAKING OF TORTOISES ON HIGH SEA.
MORAL: TARGETS ARE MEANINGLESS!

Life is full of compromises, no?

Friday, April 18, 2008

An Argentinian Affair

‘I’m just Nigam for you. Cut the ‘Mr’ out. No need for formality,’ opined Nigam Prakash, a retired Indian Foreign Service officer. ‘Don’t we know each other well over the past two sitting?’ asks he as we sip piping hot tea seated on the verandah of the India International Centre, the prestigious watering hole of India’s power elite, on Lodhi Road.

He’s just plain. Simple. I watch him closely as he niftily lifts a potato wafer from the porcelain plate and scoop a bit of Tomato sauce from another plate kept near me. Soon I hear the crunchy wafer getting crushed inside his oral trapdoor.

‘How is the toasted cheese sandwich?’ Again Nigam. He recommended that I try this out, a favourite with many regulars at IIC. This is was my second sitting with him in the past 72 hours as we explore. I did not cherish the cheesed sandwich. Can I afford to be impolite to the diplomat? What diplomat? Is he not an ex? Don’t be fussy, I tell myself. Be straight. Tell him the truth. The journalist in me raises his head. Cool, Cool. ‘It’s fine. But it’s a bit heavy,” I respond. Before he recommends another serving, I politely move the plate away. Quietly my hands move towards his vegetable sandwich plate to pick up one quarter. In no time, it is melting in my mouth. Divine feeling.

Nigam was born hardly 24 hours before Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi – Yes, India’s father of Nation – launched the Quit India movement. ‘Possibly I heard his call to quit the country from my mother’s womb!,’ jokes the tall and lean bespectacled 1962 IFS cadre officer who had spent most of his life outside India serving India’s interests in far off lands. His last posting was at Buenos Aires, the capital of Argentina where he served for a six-year long stint – the longest stay at a single posting in his career.

In my first sitting with him, when we sat inside the airconditioned cafeteria at IIC, both were a bit stiff. Very formal and quite business like. Though hungry, I politely declined his offer of sandwich or hot pakoras. Nevertheless, I had partaken a quarter of slice with yummy salad and hot cuppa by the time we parted. When we left that day, we never knew that we would come together again so soon. But it so happened, we were together again in a jiffy.

One thing I must confess. He is possibly the only person who had beaten me on punctuality. For a 4 p.m. appointment, I meet him at the parking lot 10 minutes before the deadline on day one. Second time, I reach 30 minutes early – again for a 4 p.m. rendezvous. As I gingerly amble across the empty IIC reception desk, I see him occupying a cane chair in the open air space under shades. Shucks! Beaten again. Next time, I must reach an hour earlier with a prayer on my lips that he does not turn up before me! Don’t be in business, if you cannot manage your time properly. If you fix a programme, better stick to it. No excuses, please!

‘Hi,” he waves at me with a cigarette dangling between his lips. ‘National Security’, screams a library edition book lying on the lawns near him. On the way for this meeting, I had decided that let me play the journo role to perfection. No business-like postures: Maybe I am too raw to play that role. Journo will be a cakewalk.

By the way, what is journo role? Simple. Make the other party feel comfortable. Loosen him/her up with light banter. Absolutely go for a freewheeling conversation. Talk anything and everything under the sun. Play by ear. No structured agenda. Not a formal q&a session. Just be yourself, I tell myself.

“What were you doing in Argentina of all places?,” is my opening gambit. That too for six years. ‘A beautiful country. As big as India, you can say… The full credit goes to my daughter…” responds Nigam. Daughter? What’s this mystery? Could not help asking the inevitable ‘how?’.

Nigam’s second daughter was studying in British School and one fine morning told her diplomat father that the best British School in the world is in Buneos Aires. So what? asked the dad. She wanted to pursue higher studies in the US/Canada and felt a hop from South America will be better and quicker. Who told you so?, asked the father. Another highly placed officer’s ward, her classmate, was the one planting the seeds of Nigam’s Argentina plans. Anyhow, he did not pursue. During a casual meeting with his senior colleague in the foreign ministry, Nigam was stumped when he was asked: ‘I am hearing that you are looking for Argentina posting.” Nigam’s daughter was lobbying hard behind his back on his behalf. After all, she is a diplomat’s daughter and knows how to lobby. The rest, as they say, is history.

Do you know Tagore spent three months in Argentina? Nigam asks.

You mean Rabindranath Tagore? I demand and Ambassador Nigam (that is how he is introduced to me by a mutual friend) nods his head affirming that is the truth.

What was Tagore doing in Argentina? According to Manishankar Aiyer, a cabinet minister in the present government and a former IFS officer, Tagore had fallen sick on his way to Peru and spent time in Buenos Aires for three months under the care and watchful eyes of the government. After all, he was the Nobel Prize winner for literature and a friend of the British. Incidentally, Mani was Nigam’s senior batchmate. Another interesting fact: Nigam had played Mani’s father in one of the stage plays and they maintain that father-son relationship even today. ‘Mind you, I am younger to him at least by 2 years,’ reminds Nigam.

A lot of stuff he had shared with me on Argentina is meant for my ears only. Too hot and will be impolite to share with one and all. Maybe Nigam is planning a Memoir. ‘Don’t know… I love poetry,” interjects as he seems to be in an open-sesame mood. Twinkling and smiling eyes. Relaxed posture. Tea pot gets empty in double quick time and sandwiches are vanishing.

What about his Gulf stint? That’s another story.